Entry: No Gratuitous use of the word 'Nipple' Here Thursday, March 05, 2009



What’s your idea of desolation? Is it a place, a barren desertified landscape, pocked with tumbleweeds and sun-bleached bone fragments?

 

I feel like I have set up a deckchair there, and am sitting waiting for the rain to come. I wonder if it will?

 

That may seem melodramatic- I’ll accept that I occasionally lean towards that- but when you’re there, well, all you see is the horizon.

 

It could be that desolation is the absence of people, or the sensation of being not an individual but a blurred face in the crowd.

 

It could be that I need a good night’s sleep.

 

I hope that the book has more readers than this blog-  which for the time-being appears to be stumbled upon by people googling things like ‘boobfruit’.

 

Good grief.

 

I may have said ‘loinfruit’ in reference to the offspring, but what, pray tell, are boobfruit?

 

Does this mean that if I attach the word ‘fruit’ to random body parts, I will get readers?

 

Bumfruit

Neckfruit

Shoulderfruit

Toefruit

Backfruit

Facefruit

Fingerfruit

 

See, I have to keep it clean. Nobody will come back if I say ‘p*nisfruit*

 

Hey! Come back!

   4 comments

Scott
March 6, 2009   03:14 PM PST
 
I don't like fruitcake. I am partial to lemon meringue, however.
But not today.
I wish I was surrounded by soft-serve icecream- it's just too HOT!
Janine
March 6, 2009   02:02 PM PST
 
You're a fruitcake.
Love you.
Scott
March 6, 2009   09:06 AM PST
 
I think I'm sworn off all kinds of fruit for a while!
beck
March 6, 2009   08:25 AM PST
 
Hey penisfruit is kind of like loinfruit... =)

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