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Life can be pretty funny- although sometimes you have to dig deep to find the humour. Often, people don’t get it. Have you ever been asked “Why are men like that?” as if you should know the answer? Why does my family laugh if I injure myself? Why should a man never be trusted to shop for clothes on his own? From the dawn of civilization, we have pondered these mysteries: Could a being as uncomplicated as a husband have found the key? Nah, but he has fun trying…
   

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Thursday, March 05, 2009
No Gratuitous use of the word 'Nipple' Here

What’s your idea of desolation? Is it a place, a barren desertified landscape, pocked with tumbleweeds and sun-bleached bone fragments?

 

I feel like I have set up a deckchair there, and am sitting waiting for the rain to come. I wonder if it will?

 

That may seem melodramatic- I’ll accept that I occasionally lean towards that- but when you’re there, well, all you see is the horizon.

 

It could be that desolation is the absence of people, or the sensation of being not an individual but a blurred face in the crowd.

 

It could be that I need a good night’s sleep.

 

I hope that the book has more readers than this blog-  which for the time-being appears to be stumbled upon by people googling things like ‘boobfruit’.

 

Good grief.

 

I may have said ‘loinfruit’ in reference to the offspring, but what, pray tell, are boobfruit?

 

Does this mean that if I attach the word ‘fruit’ to random body parts, I will get readers?

 

Bumfruit

Neckfruit

Shoulderfruit

Toefruit

Backfruit

Facefruit

Fingerfruit

 

See, I have to keep it clean. Nobody will come back if I say ‘p*nisfruit*

 

Hey! Come back!


Posted at 05:37 pm by SGDBlog

Scott
March 6, 2009   03:14 PM PST
 
I don't like fruitcake. I am partial to lemon meringue, however.
But not today.
I wish I was surrounded by soft-serve icecream- it's just too HOT!
Scott
March 6, 2009   09:06 AM PST
 
I think I'm sworn off all kinds of fruit for a while!
 

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