Life can be pretty funny- although sometimes you have to dig deep to find the humour. Often, people don’t get it. Have you ever been asked “Why are men like that?” as if you should know the answer? Why does my family laugh if I injure myself? Why should a man never be trusted to shop for clothes on his own? From the dawn of civilization, we have pondered these mysteries: Could a being as uncomplicated as a husband have found the key? Nah, but he has fun trying…

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Thursday, March 10, 2005
We have a Winner!

And the winner is….!

 

Lou.:  

oo-ooo me! me! Pick me! My word is "Skankaliscious"

This is skanky to the max – what with our society's rapid spiral down the moral crapper- I think many many public figures, internet sites, and tv shows (espec, reality tv) are skankaliscious. The world is teeming with hos all trying to be more skankaliscious than the ho on the opposite streetcorner. . .”

 

     

 

What would we do without you?

Our dear blogging friend known as ‘Lou’?

That may not be your name,

But we love you all the same,

For you cheer us up when we’re blue.

 

Though you wrestle with being a mom,

You’re amazing, you’re truly ‘da bom’

And just so that you know,

When you use the word ‘ho’

I’ll know where the googles came from.

 

So when I am feeling capricious

I’ll chew on that word most delicious

When I’m tired of the piffle,

The bilge and the twaddle,

I know that its all skankaliscious.

 

 

But seriously, Lou is someone I’ve recently come to enjoy reading. She comes across as normal, but when you least expect it you get these wacky asides. I love the way that she manages to express herself honestly, and yet not in a self-absorbed way. She’s a greta writer, and I hope we continue to hear more from her…

 

Really, give her a visit.

 

Booby prize: Chrysalis. While he had me laughing idiotically at his word, I felt that it was unhappily directed at the panel. The panel, (me) couldn’t render an impartial judgement, therefore.

 

Plus, Lou begged.

 

 

Not related to the above bits:

 

This week I suffered the ignominy of working my way to the bottom of the company. I went from being a manager to being a tidier. I will write more about this shame later, If I can figure out how to do it without punching the keyboard, and mentioning names of any sort. I guess being fired is just taking that last step off the bottom of the ladder, so maybe I should name names…

 

It was Mr aaaaa

                        Aaaaaaa

                                  AAAAAAAA

                                                    Aa

                                                       Aaaaaaaaa

                                                            Aaaaaaaargh!

                                                                 THUMP.

Posted at 09:27 pm by SGDBlog

Posted by Lou @ 03/13/2005 06:09 AM PST
i won! i won! i won!

what a great thing to come back to after my few days break from the internet!
Posted by scott @ 03/11/2005 08:23 PM PST
And the second runner up is Belinda. Happy?
Posted by Bee @ 03/11/2005 10:13 AM PST
Why didn't I win? Don't you believe in nepotism? Harumph. Don't like u much anymore BIL. SOB. Shame bout your work though. Tell them I will beat them up but only if you let me win. No, not next time, this time. I am not joking. Sobbing into coffee now. I win I win IIIIII WIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNN
Posted by scott @ 03/11/2005 06:28 AM PST
Thanks, Brandy.
Because my work is so much personality-driven, ie selling, it can be a big blow to have a setback. Me and my over-sensitive ego.
But then you know all about company woes...
Posted by brandy101 @ 03/11/2005 12:51 AM PST
Oh, Scott, I am so sorry to hear about your workplace troubles. That stinks!

I hope some company much more deserving of your talents comes along for you soon!
 

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